Archive for May 2012

Prom Creep

Hopefully that’s her dad…

Dog Nails

“You want flowa?” “Woof!”

Car Alarm

Taped down and water proof.

Herpes Pizza

Sounds like everyone’s had a slice of that pizza.

Giraffe Head

Tastes like chicken.

Horse Jeans

You’ve got them on backwards buddy.

Bathing Suit Bride

Her father for sure is the guy on the right.

Wedding Workout

Isn’t a little late to get in shape for your wedding dress?

Modern Post-It


Beer Dog

“Put it on my tab.”